sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.

Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!

by TeheHaha September 19, 2020

david beckham

the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid

when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.

by scott tracey September 16, 2006

David Hogg

A scholarship whereby the applicant victimizes themselves into getting admitted into an IVY-league college.

After getting rejected by every UC school in the state, mike pulled a David Hogg by saying his house was almost destroyed by the Woolsey fires and later emotionally blackmailed all oil companies for climate change and was able to get into USC!

by stainless67 November 25, 2022

David Franco

A certified grade A faggot. Likes to take long walls on the beach with his girlfriend followed by some tea and a chick flick. David also enjoys painting his nails on his spare time and starting petitions to ban porn.

That kid is so soft. He's such a David Franco

by Nick Casais January 13, 2014

David Jennings

A normal teacher. Just kind of average. Nothing great. Nothing Special.

Who is your teacher?? O i have David Jennings.

by Mr. Potato boy kid man June 6, 2011

david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019

David-esque

adj. Of or relating to the facial characteristics of the Statue of David.

Hey, look at that guy over there with the Nor-Cal shirt on, he's David-esque!

by DooDooButter March 11, 2008