by Beea June 29, 2019
the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid
when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.
by scott tracey September 14, 2006
A certified grade A faggot. Likes to take long walls on the beach with his girlfriend followed by some tea and a chick flick. David also enjoys painting his nails on his spare time and starting petitions to ban porn.
by Nick Casais January 13, 2014
A scholarship whereby the applicant victimizes themselves into getting admitted into an IVY-league college.
After getting rejected by every UC school in the state, mike pulled a David Hogg by saying his house was almost destroyed by the Woolsey fires and later emotionally blackmailed all oil companies for climate change and was able to get into USC!
by stainless67 November 26, 2022
by DooDooButter March 11, 2008
An awesome snowboarding YouTuber who shredded the gnar in his acl. So he started making Fingerboard video's. Also good in surfing and skating. Also is from New Zealand, he likes studio ghibli so that means he is a weeb.
by Matteo is cool at chess September 07, 2020
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)
Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.
by I. C. Depipol March 08, 2019