Road Waffle 

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.

Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other

Road Waffle by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016

Blue Waffle 

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

Blue Waffle by taint_talk November 23, 2016

thunder waffle 

Thunder Waffle- an annoying, clingy acne scarred female

That thunder waffle wouldn't leave me alone!

thunder waffle by Veggiekiller December 22, 2016

Killer Waffle 

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

Killer Waffle by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017

large waffle 

A phrase used to call yourself a retarded faggot.

Jakob: "shut up large waffle."
Ian: "sorry bud, you don't get it. Medium waffle."
Jakob: "what."

large waffle by Lord Amaroth April 21, 2018

The waffle 

The waffle is a large non-solid shit that is produced, often after consuming copious amounts of food, by humans and resembles a Belgian waffle in both appearance, and texture.

Damn he has been in the bathroom for ever “I bet he’s doing the waffle ”

The waffle by Capvara January 1, 2018

Cunt waffle 

Alex.

“ you’re a cunt waffle”

Cunt waffle by Marhsall313 January 25, 2018