Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.

There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.

by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025

Stretch

Maxim be stretching out your bitch
Terrorising the streets of Kaiapoi all night every night

Fuck g have you heard about stretch?
“Yeah bro he been stretching out my babymumma”

by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025

Scratcherbating

The act of scratching yourself in a way that feels orgasmic.

I scratched the bug-bite so well that it felt like I was scratcherbating.

by River G Phoenix August 10, 2025

scratch

Taken from the song "Ticket" by the top surf-rock and kpop girl-group 9MUSES, it describes an aura of superiority, mother, cuntiness, and overall a statement of revolution in korean music industry.

get above my scratch!
- lee sem, march 2012
네가남긴 scratch! (you left behind my scratch)
- erin lee, march 2012

by kirots August 25, 2025

Scratched Out

Murdered, Harmed, or otherwise removed from the big picture.
Often used by gang members from East Side P-Cats 13’s “La Scratch Team” clique.

“Aye Foo, the big homie said Jose snitched on la clika. He finna get Scratched Out.”

by P-Cats 13 Gang September 13, 2025

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025

Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025