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Facebook Queen 

Used to describe a girl who uses the social networking tool facebook to the extreme. This is usually somone who is on facebook all the time and posts slutty pictures of themselves or comment on as many walls an photos as possible in hopes of making their profile and selves look popular. They will even comment randomly to strangers or old friends they haven't spoken to in years.

In many cases this person will have "Modeling" pictures in which they don't really model anything but try to look good. They often delete negative comments and enjoy accepting every friend request they receive so they're list looks larger. Frequent profile picture changes is another symptom. Although a majority of faacebook queens are decent looking, others work the camera angle or use the now famous "my space" angles to work cut around being fat and ugly.

They also tend to un-tag any and all un flattering photos and upload ridiculous amounts of albums. A name change to something stupid is quite common. They often make lots of notes or do the quizzes. These people generally have a low self-esteem.
Ok so I met that girl last night and she added me on facebook immediately... I mean she was pretty good looking but when I looked at her profile i could TELL she was a FACEBOOK QUEEN... how can you take someone like that seriously??
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The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.
"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

The queen of alt 

Lana del Rey, outsould Billie Whispers and all of your favs.
Lana del Rey is "The queen of Alt" unlike billis eilick
The queen of alt by Lana is God September 14, 2020

Buffet Queen

Usually a larger robuste woman wearing plaid and elastic waist pants, that truly enjoys buffets. Visiting cheap buffets 3-4 times a week, often calling in advance to reserve a table up close for less walking. Staff know her by name. Buffet Queens look at eating as a technique.
Oh my gawd! Here comes the Buffet Queen...HIDE THE FRIED CHICKEN! Is she sweating gravy????
Buffet Queen by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

falafel queen

Gay man primarily attracted to Arab/Middle Eastern men
Jon is such a falafel queen! He loves stuffing arab guys' pita pocket.
falafel queen by gerudo65 November 25, 2009

pause queen 

When you are trying to watch a show that you DVR'ed but the host(ess) frequently pauses the show in order to do something else like tell a story about his day and then forgets to resume play.
Hurry up and hit play already! We haven't watched the show in 15 minutes, pause queen!
pause queen by Obsidian0111 April 24, 2011

road queen 

Road queen is a nice truck usually lifted with big tires but has a pussy driver who never takes it off the road where it belongs
Jake has a badass lifted duramax but they said it's just a road queen
road queen by liftedduramax September 23, 2013