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a big bummer of a situation; a fuck-up
Susan: Shit! Just sent a message talking shit about Nancy and sent it to her by mistake.

Tammy: Damn, Susan..thats a big billis.
Billis by lilshawwty March 24, 2018
adj-term used to define any behavior, look, person, activity, outfit, food, car basically ANYTHING that is weird, out of the ordinary, completely ridiculous, or just down right wrong.

also can be a way to let friends know you are hammered.
"I can't believe you made out with a gay guy wearing a banana suit last night, you were so billis."

"the person driving that car is being so billis right now, they just cut me off."

"i just took mad shots, i am so billis."
Billis by virgin3 June 21, 2009
A big bummer; A major "oops" or fuck up
Tracy: Uh oh, I just sent a mean text about Nancy TO Nancy by mistake!

Susan: Yikes, that's gonna be a big billis, Susan...
Billis by lilshawty88 May 13, 2018
Billi can have a few different definitions.

1.Pussy.(noun)

2.Crybaby.(adverb)

3.Fat.(adverb)

4.Dumb.(noun)

5.Fatherless.(noun)
a friend of me is sensitive and always cries like billis
Billis by SE GAMAO BILLI October 27, 2023
Billis made sure to impregnate other women for six months continuously.
Billis by Greek friend May 13, 2024

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."