Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.
I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!
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A munter with the characteristics of a pig. The 'oin' is representative of the sound of a pig 'oink'.
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Get the Mointer mug.A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
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Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."
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Carl: Dude, this water smells like shit. What's wrong with it?
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