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National Jerk Off Day 

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
Related Words

Toilet Jerk 

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
Toilet Jerk by JT slay November 10, 2022

Circle jerk 

The act of spraying on the Widefetish "super jabber" message board.
One queen rules the butthurt super jabber circle jerk, with an repetitive and effusive load loosening that no rival can match.
Circle jerk by Gone Phishing December 7, 2022

Canadian Jerk 

when you beat your meat in a public setting
“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”
Canadian Jerk by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

Circle Jerk 

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
Circle Jerk by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

Mercy Jerk 

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.
Mercy Jerk by JoRrsh June 9, 2023