Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 05, 2024
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Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).
The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer
by krvenzz October 07, 2019
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hammer juice

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.
by Ed Richards November 11, 2013
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hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.
Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
by Steve Awesome January 03, 2017
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Hammer Turn

When playing Sea of Thieves you drop the anchor while moving to achieve a quick turn.
Yar! That Galleons got the fort key, drop the anchor for a Hammer Turn.
by Nah Man I don't wanna July 08, 2021
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The Hammer and Sickle

Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.

Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.

May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
by Captain Obscuro December 05, 2020
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