hammer

code name for emirhan that sexy hunky guy

hammer is here today

by aia girlie April 28, 2025

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

Flash Hammered

When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .

Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!

by Seagullpants August 22, 2021

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017