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My cousing looks like a dog.
Cousing by poetickatty April 12, 2009

Cousinotism 

When You Have Cousins That Get On Your Nerves; Can Result In Death Or Very Hig Risk Of Sickness ! Can Be Cured By The Cousins Keeping Their Distance !
When My Cousins Came To Visit, They Walked In My Room, And I Felt Like I Had Cousinotism
Cousinotism by Ideee December 30, 2018

French Cousins 

Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.
Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.
French Cousins by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014

Cunt Cousins 

Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
"Wow I can't believe how drunk I was last night. I hope I don't see my cunt cousin anytime soon!"

Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
Cunt Cousins by Suction Cup Sadist September 16, 2018

Cave cousins

Two people that vaguely know each other ( co-workers, have the same class, etc) and have had sex with the same person.
I didn’t know Dave and I were cave cousins until we were chatting in the break room
Cave cousins by Charles Rizzman December 19, 2022

Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day