sloppy schoeb steamer cream 

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

sloppy schoeb steamer cream by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

Yarnells Ice Cream 

BEST ICE CREAM MADE IN ARKANSAS USA.
MADE FROM 1923-2011
The old man died of the company and then his kids sold the company and fired 7000 Employees.

Better the Blue Bell.

guy1: Hey dude have you tried this ice cream its SOO GOOD!

guy2: Yeah i did, did you know the company was shut down an there no longer making the product

guy1: WTF !!! WHY!! it was soooooo GOOD.

guy2: Tough luck.

guy1: I HATE YOU..... (SOBS)

guy2: Its okay, No one has any of it there probably all sold out.

guy3: Hey guys, i just bought like 13 boxes of yarnells ice cream.

guy1: (GUN SHOT) BANG BANG BANG, guy3 has died

guy2: WTH DUDE WTF IS WRONGE WITH YOU : calls 911

guy1 BANG BANG BANG shots fired. ITS MINE ITS BETTER THEN BLUE BELL AN METH.

Yarnells Ice Cream by Tyson Dave January 6, 2012

Neopolitan ice cream 

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.

Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

Neopolitan ice cream by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008

strawberry cream cheese 

Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs

Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.

strawberry cream cheese by Tashjian November 17, 2003

Scream Cream

To ejaculate semen and simultaniously yell out in orgasm.

Big Bertha enjoyed the Scream Cream surprise I gave her on our 5th yr anniversary.

Early one morning ronald accidentally smothered his baby sister face with scream cream when she opened the bathroom door without knocking.

Sick and tired of having to clean up after the filthy mess, Cornelius's father stormed down the stairs when he heard charles scream cream coming from the garage.

Scream Cream by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 5, 2007

Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.

I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD

Ostrich Cream by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011

yitter cream 

Yitter cream is made from gay sex. It is a mixture between poo and cum

Eww that dude is selling canned yitter cream at walmart

yitter cream by Mrcavallo November 7, 2015