6 definitions by Swash buckling dildo swordsman
Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007
Honey please, when you come home from whoring yourself at least have enough respect to wipe that filthy yogurt that's hanging off your chin before coming into the house. You know how your father just hates it when it falls into his coffee when you go to give him a hug.
What up foo! Didn't you hear, they just opened up that new filthy yogurt stand up on crenshaw. Fo shizzle...no shit sucka!
Yo, I say we head ova there right now boyee! I hear all the honey's be up at that spot, big tits and all sporting fine ass filthy yogurt moustaches!
Let's roll you sucka ass busta.
That's it! I had enough susan! I'm putting my foot down...this is where I draw the line. There's no way in hell I'm letting anyone give me a filthy yogurt, I don't care how good my skin will look! There's a fine line between beautiful skin and dirty whore, and I ain't having it.
Hey holmes, I took care of that punk that was messing with your sister. "Really, what happened?" So this guy was taking all types of shit, so me and a couple of my homeboy's did a drive by and we all gave him a filthy yogurt he'll never forget! Trust me it'll take weeks for him to remove all those stains we left on him.
What up foo! Didn't you hear, they just opened up that new filthy yogurt stand up on crenshaw. Fo shizzle...no shit sucka!
Yo, I say we head ova there right now boyee! I hear all the honey's be up at that spot, big tits and all sporting fine ass filthy yogurt moustaches!
Let's roll you sucka ass busta.
That's it! I had enough susan! I'm putting my foot down...this is where I draw the line. There's no way in hell I'm letting anyone give me a filthy yogurt, I don't care how good my skin will look! There's a fine line between beautiful skin and dirty whore, and I ain't having it.
Hey holmes, I took care of that punk that was messing with your sister. "Really, what happened?" So this guy was taking all types of shit, so me and a couple of my homeboy's did a drive by and we all gave him a filthy yogurt he'll never forget! Trust me it'll take weeks for him to remove all those stains we left on him.
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007
Big Bertha enjoyed the Scream Cream surprise I gave her on our 5th yr anniversary.
Early one morning ronald accidentally smothered his baby sister face with scream cream when she opened the bathroom door without knocking.
Sick and tired of having to clean up after the filthy mess, Cornelius's father stormed down the stairs when he heard charles scream cream coming from the garage.
Early one morning ronald accidentally smothered his baby sister face with scream cream when she opened the bathroom door without knocking.
Sick and tired of having to clean up after the filthy mess, Cornelius's father stormed down the stairs when he heard charles scream cream coming from the garage.
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007
Yeah that's right, I told that bitch "Hey, why don't you just have a nice tall glass of man milk and shut the fuck up!"
"Good evening madam what can I get for you?" Yes, I'll have a man milk...shaken not stirred!
"and for you sir...", "Just pour me a nice cold tall glass of man milk...and make it a double".
That filthy pig of woman you call a wife, was just asking for a taste of my man milk! She's luck I held back and didn't give it to her good!
"Good evening madam what can I get for you?" Yes, I'll have a man milk...shaken not stirred!
"and for you sir...", "Just pour me a nice cold tall glass of man milk...and make it a double".
That filthy pig of woman you call a wife, was just asking for a taste of my man milk! She's luck I held back and didn't give it to her good!
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007
The very rare sound that one has when an unexpected orgasm, either by sexual contact or by masturbating sneaks up on you. The result is usually a slight stuttering grunt, followed by a small giggle due to the surprise of unexpected orgasm.
So there I was in the bathroom of that nightclub we went to last night, getting the most heavenly b.j. when all of a sudden my giggle juice came gushing out of me like I was in a starburst comercial, and it went all over this poor chicks face. I was trying to holding onto the walls while my giggle juice had me sounding like a kinky school girl!
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007
Holy tits tom, you won't believe it! Jebediah just got viciously hand raped in the park by that serial cock knocker. Is he alright? No, he got ass fucked aswell.
by Swash buckling dildo swordsman May 19, 2007