Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

by eddie would go June 21, 2025

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The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth

Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.

by Snailzy April 14, 2023

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hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008

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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

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Code Hammer

kōd ˈhamər

1. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who is very good at solving very specific problems, but is otherwise unable to help with the development process due to either a lack of vision, a lack of interest, or is just overwhelmed by the scope of a project.

2. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who helps their dumbest friend solve problems they should really know how

to solve themselves.

My buddy Josh is a real "code hammer" I give him a task and he solves it no problem; but I ask for ideas on the project and he's all shoulders.

by MrGaud August 28, 2022

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