Luke

A fat white guy that can not play NBA2k19 and is really bad at Fortnite. Stay away from this dude

Luke is fat

by Luke Sharp May 15, 2019

luke

the definition of a mega chad can get all the girls he wants and is a god in bed but only can really to get off with one girl

"wow thats luke the mega chad i heard he wants to get with selena" said harry " wow shes so lucky he wants her" said mark

by your fat mums sister April 28, 2021

luke x sam

luke and sam are dating and they watch movies together

lets go luke x sam

by gigachadwill June 14, 2022

Luke

Sexy, handsome guy with a massive slong no other words

I want to date a Luke

by I smashed ur mom x2 November 24, 2021

Luke

If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade

But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr

What a fucking creepy weirdo

That dude is a Luke for sure

by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023

luke

luke is a ok person hes an asshole sometimes but thats ok hes an idiot but he can be smart only when it comes to school he is a nice looking person hes very careless and dumb

friend:hey did u see luke today
siena: no
friend: good

by saixlla April 28, 2021

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024