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luke-ing 

Faking that you are high; pretending you are high to make others think you are cool. (originated from my friend luke, who is well known for faking drunk when me and a friend gave him non-alcoholic soda, saying it was vodka and he started to say "i feel tipsy" or "im drunk as fuck".
"Is John high?"

"No, he's just luke-ing."
luke-ing by laiflafd March 4, 2018
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Lukeing Out 

To Skip out on work early- Often for Improv "reasons"
"Hey Guys, I'm Lukeing out 15 minutes early today. I've got this improv thing I need to be at!!"
Lukeing Out by TwoBear April 28, 2014
Having sex fantasies with the person of your dreams or someone random.
Zac Efron: Dude....Im totally like lukeing your super M.I.L.F.
Robert Pattinson:Whut....?

Zac Efron: It's Sex for your mind. It's a fantasy. I like her butt.
Lukeing by AnonymousPerson001 January 14, 2010
To go into someones house and to eat ALL OF THEIR FOOD, in certain cases the "Luker" will use force to take over your house.
I went home yesterday and found my friend Luke Lukeing.
Lukeing by Oles K January 17, 2008
This means that you are falling asleep during a sleepover with the boys
Ah man, he is lukeing again.
Lukeing by Sub2Entonio’sPizza November 16, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026