Ladue Mom 

A mom who has at least 2 kids who go to private schools, wears HUGE sunglasses, drives a full size Escalade, has fake tits and a fake ass and face, and always drives while texting her lady friends about Vail or other Colorado ski resorts.

Yo mane, I just got some from a bangin Ladue mom.

Ladue Mom by qwertyuiopphIuefghgnwahrgahg November 13, 2009

your mom's pussy 

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

your mom's pussy by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

Soccer mom

1. Soccer Mom's are the true evil of this earth.
2. They are usually overly parinod, Extreme Chirstians, 100% against all forms of free speech and hate with a furious passion the first amendment. THey have little angels which they try to control in any and all ways possible. The most their teenage childern can watch are childern shows ment for viewers three and under. They are also usually overwieght (at least in my experience)and they are also against video games, internet, and television. They will also go around forcing their beleifs on everyone they meet.

1. Brother did a chalking at a festival of a preecher from Hellsing for those who know of the anime series. He did not get to finish due to a soccer mom disproving of his chalking when he had done worse at many other chalkings and everyone appercated his work. Soccer Mom is over wieght.
2. I was working at HollyWood Video soccer mom comes and returns Batman the Fox cartoon because it is too violent for her 14 year old son. Also returns Kim Possible because she does not like the girl power theme in their. She and her son are also over weight.
3. I am walking home with my two little brothers and we are all having a good time messing around, and a soccer mom takes a picture of us and claims we (me and my younger brother) were muging my littlest brother when he is there smiling and laughing with us as well. She then threatens to call the police, but does not. She is also overwieght and drives a blue mini-van.
4. LOOK ALL SOCCER MOM'S ARE PURE EVIL AND OVERLY PARINOD, THEY ARE WHAT CAUSE CHILDERN TO GO OFF THE DEEP END AND KILL THEMSELVES, EVERYONE AROUND THEM, OR THEIR CHILDERN LATRER BECOME CHILD OBDUCTORS. WITHOUT THEM THERE WOULD BE WORLD PEACE!!!!!!!!!

Soccer mom by Myname243 October 29, 2005

Ur mom 

A comeback that works for everything

Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.

Ur mom by UmmTheUsernamesAreAllTaken January 9, 2016

Tim's Mom 

Often and always the cause of everything. A sexual position.

I couldn't finish my homework because I was with Tim's Mom. Do the Tim's Mom like you did Tim's Mom last night.

Tim's Mom by 778rather January 6, 2012

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.

Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

your mom gay lol by mayonnaise and saucedog May 24, 2018

soccer mom

A stupid bitch who say their "sweet little angels"/bratty teenybopper kids are more important than anything in this fucking world. They are usually seen at Price Chopper buying 74894845894848794894896589589 pounds of shitty vegetables and not good stuff. The kids are brainwashed into thinking they are the best and are usually popular at school. They are only allowed to listen to shitty stuff like S Club 7 and B*Witched.

Who the fuck needs an example.

soccer mom by Blahb February 8, 2005