Sneaky Hammered

When you don’t realize how drunk you were until the next day.

Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.

by Schutts ballsack May 22, 2021

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Going Ham on the Hammer

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.

Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "

by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025

Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016