fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry

Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!

by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026

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data-fast

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data-fast owned you

by shean September 4, 2003

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High Fastball

Another expression for taking the dirt road or taking the brown eye from Atlanta to Boston.

Last night I switched it up and gave her the high fastball. Your mom always hits the high fastball.

by The Dutch Bandit January 16, 2011

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Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011

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