sorority formal drunk 

sorority formal drunk is a level of drunkness that can be achieved for any event or party. To truely be sorority formal drunk, one must: black out, vandalize property, perfom indecent exposure, reach 2nd base with a minium of 3 people of the opposite sex (consentual or non), cross fade with a combination of other social drugs such as extacy or cocain, vomit/piss in public, and must be forcefully removed from the venue/bar/club/house

BRO hater: Im having a party tonight. dont get too fucked up.

BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk

BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.

sorority formal drunk by ASUsigep32 February 25, 2011

shitfaced hammered drunk 

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

shitfaced hammered drunk by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

too drunk to mario 

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so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

too drunk to mario by k123 February 24, 2008

penguin drunk 

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

penguin drunk by CB0717 November 17, 2007

Charlie drunk 

Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.

Look at that moron stumbling across the street, he's Charlie drunk!

Charlie drunk by RubyTuesdays001 August 1, 2011

functional drunk 

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.

Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.

functional drunk by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013

Di drunk 

When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.

I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.

Di drunk by Penguin666 July 15, 2016