Definitions by k123
too drunk to mario
adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
too drunk to mario by k123 February 24, 2008
columbine black
adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.
columbine black by k123 February 22, 2008