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Cooned

To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.
Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!
by FOBluver2000 November 24, 2009
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coonman

Racist. Anti-immigrant. Someone who subscribes to MAGA ideology.
Coonman was arrested for confronting black youths at McDonalds brandishing a firearm.
by King+Kai February 3, 2019
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Coonette

See that fine coonette walk past?
by greedox August 17, 2015
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Coonass

you're a coonass
by BigTiddyWhiteGuy June 26, 2019
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Coontah

When you take your hand and make is flat like a knife. Then, you "punch" someone elses throat with side opposite to your thumb.
Dude 1: *coontah*
Dude 2: DUDE, come on! My thoat hurts like hell.
Dude 1: hehehe
by Jason March 4, 2004
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Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it
Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache
by douche-fag October 9, 2008
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Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.
When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.
by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009
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