everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay December 31, 2011
by pussyowner123456 February 04, 2017
by HeyyItzRose December 29, 2017
that's some dumb swag right there
by dbreezy9000000 September 13, 2020
Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.
by Epicjazzhound February 10, 2015
person 1: that dude is looking fresh, just not as fly as me
person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much
person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much
by elarmthecity March 17, 2013