Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.

Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"

by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014

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muff line

The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.

Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.

by Robbo85 September 12, 2014

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The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

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Muffeteer

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.

by Tim The Enchanter May 3, 2016

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