Not landing on the same rock 

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

Not landing on the same rock by cavey123 March 17, 2022

successful landing 

Anything you can walk away from

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

successful landing by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner

Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night

Freaky Landen by Perm Papi May 16, 2022

Sri Lankan drop saw 

Throat fucking while the girls head is hanging over the edge of the bed

Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.

Sri Lankan drop saw by Sri Lankan drop saw August 27, 2022

Horrible landing 

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast

Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing

Horrible landing by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022

Vietnam Landing Strip 

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.

Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello

Vietnam Landing Strip by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

moon landing by sleepypie February 27, 2023