hand of god

The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.

Diego is a bastard

by Gumba Gumba March 18, 2004

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 3, 2004

Pad hand

A great set of cards in a card game. The winning set of cards.

In the movie Stand by Me, the boys were playing some card game and Chris declared that he won and Teddy accused him of lying.

Chris announced, "I knock."

"You liar! You ain't got no pad hand!" Teddy accused in response to Chris' laughter. "You didn't deal yourself no pad hand!"

by virgocubb April 18, 2012

Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.

GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed

by poop monster August 30, 2006

hand drawn

sketchy, weird, creepy, someone or something that gives off a bad feeling

That guy who hangs out in the alley is so hand drawn.

by AllianaES October 28, 2008

Autism Hands

When someone moves their hands in an unconventional way while being generally over stimulated, most commonly while singing.

George: Hey, did you see Lucas's autism hands in his new music video?
Tom: Yeah he looked super retarded.

by Young_Old_Cisgender_Man January 11, 2018

banjo hands

Someone who makes pictures in MSPaint of people and then wacks off constantly.

"Hey look its banjo hands Joe the MSPainting wacker off zorcher"

by Joe Wisniewski December 28, 2005