velvet hammer

drinkers of "Hey GuY" beer, often found vomitting into frying pans and local drinking establishments in Calgary, Vancouver and Victoria. XX: Zippy, Duck, Rat, Sherwood, Paint Tray

"holee fuck whats on my shoe?"
"..oh that, thats the Velvet Hammer baby"

by sherwood April 30, 2003

hammerhead

In the process of getting road head on the highway, you drift your car over to the side and begin hitting every bit of rumble strip that you can find. Thus creating a vibrating sensation know as hammerhead.

When the road head just wasn't enough to get off, Johnny used the rumble strips of the highway to get hammerhead.

by bkrazy November 17, 2006

Hammerdown

When you level the F*** out of (lets say) a city with the largest non-nuclear armnments by carpet bombing.used as a last resort and to demorolise troops. Using heavy bombs such as M.O.A.B's. destruction brought to you by a squadran of bombers which you could not run away from.

watch clover field. in the end the repeat on the radio of a "hammerdown" procedure as a last resort to deal with the monster

by Falkon16 May 28, 2008

Hammered

VERB and Adjective: To be completely wasted on boos and drugs so that you may in fact be brained in the face by another person who is also hammered.

"Dude that party was soooo awesome!"
"I can't remember any of it."
"You were so hammered, I saw you get brained in the face."

by Hamme February 9, 2008

Meat Hammer

Jack In The Box restaurant

"We're gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger."

by that one guy August 11, 2003

Ban Hammer

A slang term substituted in for banning, or 'exiling' somebody from a chat channel. Also can be removed from other things, such as as a board, forum, team, etc; most often online.

Origins come from Starcraft where moderators were depicted with a hammer or maul as an Icon.

"3l1t3_PwN3r has left the channel."

Lol, that guy just got hit by the ban hammer!

by Coach_Z August 10, 2009

Hamm

A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.

WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!

by B. Stoner December 23, 2007