flopmode

To fail/mess up so entertainingly it almost seems like it would taken more skill to pull off the fail than it would of done to actually succeed in the task that was being attempted

Did you see that guy go all flopmode when he tried to jump over that fence

by Flopmode September 7, 2018

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Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

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Florida Hotbox

Having a threesome with a girl and their mom in a parked car while chain smoking a pack of cigarettes with the windows rolled up

I need to wash out my car after last nights Florida Hotbox.

by PJohns3372 May 7, 2019

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The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

by thicc guy July 14, 2019

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