ass breath 

Very, very bad breath resulting from being an asshoover.

Curtis has ass breath.

ass breath by dave sadler July 16, 2006

Ass Mung 

a) n. Any secretion from the ass.
b) n. The ooze that comes out of a dead womans ass when you go munging.

When we went double mung-jumping I got stuck with the ass mung while my buddy got to do the bouncing.

Ass Mung by Professor Quinta December 28, 2005

ass dimples 

The two little dimples on a girls lower back immediately above her ass.

Only appears on the fines babes.

"I did her reverse-cowgirl style so I could stare at her ass dimples."

ass dimples by Joe M May 23, 2004

Ass Mouth 

The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.

Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.

Ass Mouth by ***Amboce*** June 23, 2007

Ass Beetle 

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother

Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!

Ass Beetle by Fukaface! December 18, 2010

ass end 

The worst part of something.

I got the ass end of the chocolate cake.

ass end by Keynon May 21, 2005

Ass Potatoes 

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Potatoes by Andrew June 18, 2006