Adjacent to the Truth

Yes. I was guilty, but only for telling the truth.

I was recently reprimanded by an English teacher, who stated that the phrase “adjacent to the truth” has no meaning and therefore does not exist in the English language ..!
So, does being “adjacent to the truth” exist within the English language..?

Or, have I invented a new English phrase ..?

by Stretch Armstrong June 11, 2018

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022

Tethering

The process of connecting an employee to a laptop in order to facilitate a greater yield in productivity. Usually performed via guilt, fear, loyalty or clause in contract of employment.

Bob: dude, why are you still working on that thing?? It's past midnight and you're on holiday in Vegas!!

John: ah crap, my company has this tethering clause in all their contracts - I have to finish this report no matter what!

Bob: dude!

by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

teuchter

Most usually a mad scottish female with a propensity for fake terminal illnesses

That teuchter chopped my hands off!

by BrianBunny October 19, 2007

come into the truth

When a black, Hispanic or Native American man becomes a Hebrew Israelite.

"Yo achiam, I think that man Chris is ready to come into the truth."

by Sabal Laiwalayam October 22, 2009

Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.

Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?

by kwlab April 19, 2011

I Speak The Truth

An Antonymic phrase;

If the phrase is spoken repeatedly over a prolonged amount of time, it is very likely untrue.

I don't want to be in charge, I Speak The Truth x 15

by Lightning72 July 30, 2012