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squirrels 

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.
After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.
squirrels by RDC June 1, 2005

squirrela squirrelison 

The name of a female squirrel.
"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"

(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

squirreler 

Someone who can manage to "save money" instead of "spending it".
Aga was so tempted to spend her loose change on food (£8.45 to be precise) Her quest to be the fluffiest girl in town far outweighed her interest in saving money. Peter reminded her that she was supposed to be a squirreler in 2016 . (Squirreler's don't spend money on food when they've just eaten a meal ten minutes ago) So Pete suggested to Aga that she should in fact "pop in" to her local bank and put the cash in to her savings account.
squirreler by xBocx May 11, 2016

squirret 

combination of squirrel and parrot,a person who gathers other peoples info stores it and then blurts it out, in completely the wrong order
someone who steals a joke then tells it all wrong, the squirret stole my joke
squirret by scrindlebeeper February 11, 2009

squirrely bastard 

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.
Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

squarrel 

Small furry rodents that terrorize me in my sleep.... they'll take over one day!
Me:AHHHHH! Squarrels!
Squarrel Leader:(Squeaky voice)Quiet small minded human.... i shall proceede to vaporize you! MWHAHAHHAA*cough couch*HAHAHA!
squarrel by X-Caity-Marie-X July 2, 2005

Squirrels 

Some animal with rabies that u will love till the end of da world
"OMG! NO WAY SQUIRRELS!"
Squirrels by KickAssBob February 16, 2009