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penis panic 

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)
Calm down, dude. Don't get yourself in a penis panic.
penis panic by slowride5446 June 17, 2006

Sucks Penis 

a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.
Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?

Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?

Person 1: Yup!

Person 2: This sucks penis!
Sucks Penis by d.murph.girl April 4, 2009

Floating penis 

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.
Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!
Floating penis by z0xx0 January 1, 2011

penis pucker 

The collapsing of the vagina after being fisted.
Dude, my mom has amazing penis pucker!
penis pucker by Harry Kak August 9, 2006

penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.
She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.
penis parking by TOMLOL January 1, 2007

Penis Fright 

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.
Penis Fright by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009