Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

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meating

meating is when a male is being a slut

chris was totally meating with fresca

by sanxity July 2, 2019

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Meeking

Verb; The process of doing a full days work, making it seem as if one is working but in reality doing nothing all day

I’ve been meeking all day and my supervisor hasn’t even noticed

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Making Butter

Making butter: creating drama or stirring it up.
She made butter: in different context, can mean that a woman was good in bed.

Hey, what was with Cece at last night's party?

I know! She was totally making butter!

by SporeBby July 27, 2019

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When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

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