hand of god

The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.
by Gumba Gumba March 18, 2004
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carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.
"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."
by Penguin December 04, 2004
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Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.
GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed
by poop monster August 30, 2006
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Pad hand

A great set of cards in a card game. The winning set of cards.

In the movie Stand by Me, the boys were playing some card game and Chris declared that he won and Teddy accused him of lying.
Chris announced, "I knock."

"You liar! You ain't got no pad hand!" Teddy accused in response to Chris' laughter. "You didn't deal yourself no pad hand!"
by virgocubb February 18, 2012
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Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.
Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed
by Chance Mills February 07, 2009
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banjo hands

Someone who makes pictures in MSPaint of people and then wacks off constantly.
"Hey look its banjo hands Joe the MSPainting wacker off zorcher"
by Joe Wisniewski December 04, 2005
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hand brake

the parking brake. hen pulled at fast speeds locks up the back wheels and causes the car to lose control and slide around, (drift)
handbrake used in hand brake turns. used for parking in every day use
by mills1166 August 18, 2008
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