Going Dutchman

After suffering a string of rejections with no success or breaking-up after an unforgivable betrayal, you swear off looking for or being interested in any kind of romantic and/or sexual relationship for either a time or completely swearing off love forever. Essentially cutting out your heart and foregoing love like the major antagonist "Davy Jones" in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean films "Dead Man's Chest" and "At World's end.

Tyler- Man, did you hear Jebby just got rejected again by another crush?
Dan- Dude, that's rough , how's he taking it?
Tyler- Well seeing as this is his 36th rejection in a row, he's decided that he'll be going Dutchman for awhile.

Lt. Frost- I can't believe she didn't show up when I returned home from Iraq! After this I think I'll be like the Dutchman and swear off Women and relationships entirely for the rest of my life!

by The flying Dutchman August 3, 2013

Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

by NippleMan94 July 9, 2010

going fishing

using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion

"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."

by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

Going Phu

Talking too much or asking very personal or weird questions.

AimBoy1: Wats up
AimGirl2: nm
AimBoy1: wat were u doin earlier
AimGirl2: Gtg
AimBoy1: where
AimGirl2: dinner?
AimBoy1: wat u havin
AimGirl2: idk stop going Phu on me

by YohannTheSpanishBoy April 28, 2008

Going To Battersea

sneaking off for some midnight loving.

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

by Kittae2 December 10, 2009

Going Weak

The act of laughing so much that one feels weak afterward.

I was going weak when Hannah was falling on the ice.

by HannahNatalieJamieMolly December 27, 2009

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011