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Facebook Whoredom

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom
Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'
by kurtakadirt July 28, 2011
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Facebook fascist

n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.

Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)

Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)

Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
by Mpaper August 7, 2011
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Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.
Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.
by Eadinator October 18, 2011
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Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
by lilg210 October 27, 2011
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facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
by icehause August 23, 2011
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Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u
"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)
by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011
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Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.
Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"
by C-Swag September 26, 2011
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