A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.
upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.
by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014
Get the Facebook Amnesia mug.A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
by lilg210 October 27, 2011
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Get the facebook menace mug.The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .
Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
by MrMojoRisin17 August 15, 2016
Get the FaceBook Woodwork mug.A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.
"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"
by Dabro October 25, 2012
Get the Facebook slapper mug.The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.
by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011
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