Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

Eren

His Imperial Majesty R.T. Erdoğan's (peace be upon him) personal advisor. Is the highest ranked person in the glorious democratic reupublic of Turkey, right below His Imperial Majesty, of course.
Has 15 different PhDs about kebabs and plastic explosives. One nasty look from him is enough to get sent to silivri for the rest of your life.

Plebian 1 : bow down man, Eren is coming through !
Plebian 2 : I think I just came in my pants.

by MiniLink_ January 31, 2020

Erectile Malfunction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020

Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

erectnophobia

Erectnophobia is the fear of an erect penis or other phallic items.

(Comes from the two words of erect and phobia)

John: I swear she must have erectnophobia or something.
Bob: Why?

John: She keeps gagging every time I get a hard-on

by Astrozombiecat April 10, 2020

Eren

He is tall, the bigest dick out of all his friends mostly, well always shows of his dick in the PE toilets or some shit like that hes also a fucking fat fuck but will probably fuck you in fight

Eren. A fucking LAD

by Urate m8 May 17, 2020

Erectum

Sexual arousal sensations Like Erection, only with your Rectum.

OMG I have the hardest erectum, my ass is just asking for it.

by Khimler May 23, 2020