Comedy Central 

The channel with the best programming and the worst marketing. A network that acquires and produces many great TV franchise, and makes commercials to make it all look like shit.

The owners are already rich of course. But unlike other network execs, they say fuck quality, so long as they keep there couch potato market.
---Originals---

South Park: Best on the channel, for obvious reasons.

Chappelle Show: Most original sketch comedy show ever, by Neal Brennan and Dave Chappelle(also the best stand-up act I have seen).

Crank Yankers: Some very original prank calls, great effect added by puppets` actions sometimes. Awesome guests that people who know anything about stand-up would recognize.

Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Great newscaster, originally from MTV News. Always known for sense of humor added to reports, still awesome, but now its a whole half-hour! Even a decent source of news, if you are smart enough to see what the actuall facts were(as it is fact-based)

The Critic: Highly underaprecciated classic. Anything with John Lovitz is awesome(ie. Rat Race, The Wedding Singer)

Insomniac: Dave Attell, great comic. Good at stand up, great talent for getting wasted. Jason rules too.
Plus, my NYC friend ran into them one night in Brooklyn. Lucky bastard.

Drawn Together:....
"The 1st animated reality show"? What kind of bullshit is that?

Duckman: great. Simple but deep humor. Just watch it.

Kid Notorious: I don`t know shit about Robert Evans, except that he rules.

The Man Show: good as South Park, til they put those new guys on.

Reno 911: #2 show on the network. Awesome shit. Great parody of Nevada if you have ever been there.

---Acquired Programs---
Kids in the Hall- Canada trying to be Monty Python. No chance in hell, but the Kids still rule.
that`s right, Comedy Central did not make it. How stupid can you be to not know it`s Canadian? They even talk about it on the show! Hey morons like Fotodevoto, CC can`t make new episodes of a Canadian show, can they?

Mad TV: sucks as, why did Comedy Central actually pay Fox for this piece of crap

Saturday Night Live: great show, but it sometimes seems like Comedy Central handpicks the worst episodes

Dilbert: ok to read in the paper for 30 seconds, not worth watching on TV for 30 minutes.

Whose Line is it Anyway: Best improv show there is, done long before Dana Carvey`s version on ABC went mainstream thanks to Brady.

Trigger Happy TV: The best show they ever bought from BBC, even better than Whose Line. When I get back to the States, I am SO filming something like this.

thats all i can think of.
if i left anything out, my memory probably blocked it out for unrectifiable suctitude.

Bill Maher: We have a great new line-up for next quarter. It`s our best variety yet, we have shows that we can market to all Americans. What do you think?
Marketing Chief: You mean expand out market to all ages, races, occupations, and both genders? No. Marketing to everyone would be too obvious. What do you say we make a depressingly shallow marketing campaign, so that we can limit our market to unemployed white catholic males between 25-30 years old?
Maher: What? I gotta get to the country club, get in a few games, little rushed. What are you proposing, in 3 words?
Chief: Market like retards.
Maher: Sounds like a plan!
Chief: Right on it. As any bussinessman knows, its best to limit your market as much as possible and make your product sound worthless.
Maher: Will it leave me more time for golf?
Chief: Sure, why not?
Maher: I like your thinking! Get right on that. I`m out, late for my caviar at the country club!

Comedy Central by tanukisanyo May 22, 2005

Comet 

A small icy body--usually only a few kilometers across--that orbits a star. Most comets orbit the Sun beyond the outermost planets in an enormous cloud known as the Oort cloud.

Like asteroids, comets are builders' rubble left over from the formation of the planets.

Comet by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

pot comet

When you are smoking the last bit of pot in a pipe, and one of the hot ashes shoots through the bowl and hits the back of your throat. Can usually be seen as a bright orange ball flying through the length of the pipe if it is made of glass.

*coughing* Dammit! That pot comet just burnt the shit out of my throat...

pot comet by Mike Coff May 14, 2006

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

Bit Comet 

Bit Comet
Noun (n)

An application that uses bit torrent to download and upload data.
Bit Comet is an alternative to Kaaza, Strong DC++, DC++ for sharing data with or without legitimate intentions.
Uses sites, trackers and torrents to obtain data from users who are downloading or have downloaded the same file as you or have made a torrent of it. Partial Data from file/s is transfered from a user who has portion/s of file/s that another user does not.

"I downloaded the new version of Suse Pro on Bit Comet last night."

Bit Comet by F4tal_3rror July 26, 2008

comedy central 

A comedy channel that used to be the best on basic cable. But now it's going down the toilet because of unfunny annoying shows like Crank Yankers and Wanda Sykes, too many re-runs, and because some of the best shows are being cancelled and replaced with cheap trash.

Remember when you could watch the Man Show and Comedy Central was good?

comedy central by scuba steve January 10, 2005

comenation 

when u orgasm and semen flows from the penis into a country like form.

wow look at all the semen in your mouth its like comenation in there

comenation by john1234578 April 25, 2008