boner burn

To jack off with icy hot and then to fuck a girl up the ass whole.

I gave your grandma a boner burn.

by chris dale armitage April 1, 2008

bonerable

A male easily susceptible to being aroused.

Girl 1: Should I go ask Bobby to dance?

Girl 2: I don't know, he's very bonerable, you might get creeped out.

by Sean489 June 17, 2008

boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009

Boner

Where a mans penis sticks up from being sexually aroused or pleasured

he wants to stick is boner in anything with a hole

by Jordan woods June 14, 2015

Banana Boner Jammer

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.

Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .

by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009

Star Spangled Boner

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

by WinterArmageddon May 29, 2011

Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

by TRES123 April 10, 2009