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josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
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josh walker

josh walker is a big pedo and shags any bird with a pulse, he stinks really bad. he only showers one a month and never brushes his teeth. he has a big obsession about a girl called kelci and gemma, he had a 3 some with them but they ended up patching him because of the smell of his fishy bum
by nico tole March 14, 2019
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Josh lee

Josh Lee is super gay, but his sister is really hot. Everybody wants to sleep with her, but Grayson already did. He is super rich, and uses his money to hire male strippers. He has an affair with his science teacher.
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Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.
Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!
by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019
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josh mirales

Has holes in his sweater, he wears glasses and will always laugh at your jokes. Also shy at first .
Josh mirales is noice
by Pops Chules May 18, 2016
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Josh Garrido

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)
Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"
by joshgarrido April 13, 2020
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Josh Bradley

Another name for a pedophile, who has the dustiest trim, leprachaun trousers and rides bikes like he rides boys.
Yo ed you acting like josh bradley right now
by EdM1234567 February 3, 2022
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