Hot minute

A hot minute meaning you haven't seen or done something in a long time ranging from 20-30 minutes to an hour or more.

Man its been a hot minute since i've done this.

It'll be a hot minute before I get there.

by SouthernSlang August 4, 2009

dick mitten

A derogatory term for a female with a loose vagina.

When i put my dick inside her mitten i barely noticed. Such a dick mitten..

Shut it you dick mitten!

by Kenneth Poon March 15, 2009

murda mitten

The act of cutting a finger hole in a mitten, usually the index finger is cut out so that the person can shoot a gun with their mitten.

Mittens Guns murda mitten

by Swaggermaster69 January 30, 2014

Catcher's Mitt

A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.

I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt

by Slacker 4200 January 6, 2010

The 15 Minute Rule

A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.

Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*

by Oatmeal_h May 17, 2018

Oven Mitt

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.

1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.

by Rolostats October 28, 2011

525,600 minutes

The incorrect number of minutes in a year, made famous by the musical Rent. The logic to this phrase is done with the equasion: 60 (minutes) X 24 (hours) = 1440 (hours in a day). 1440 (hours in a day) X 365 (days in a year) = 525,600 (minutes in a year) HOWEVER, this is using the incorrect idea that there are exactly 365 days in a year. The actual number of days in a year is 365.2422, or about 364 and a fourth days. SO, if we redo the equasion, we come out with
1440 X 365.2422 = 525948.768. Therefore, the actual number of minutes in a year is 525948.768

525,600 minutes-how do you measure, measure a year? Not like that Rent, not like that.

by The Information Correcter June 22, 2009