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Girl Dinner 

A meal that involves no cooking. This is because they are so inept or simply can’t. They will tell you they’re “too busy to cook” , but the reality is they sooo bad at it even they won’t eat what they cook. Most likely because they know it would kill em if they did.
How do you tell a man you can’t cook in two words? say “ Girl dinner”
Girl Dinner by Gravy 6 January 27, 2024

Thanksgiving dinner 

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.
Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner

Dirty Diane 

You invite Owen Lovejoy's mother over to your house and fuck the living shit out of her in front of him
I just hit the craziest dirty diane ever

Christian Dinner 

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.
I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.

girl dinner 

A meal for women or made by a woman for women to eat.
You’re girl dinner is so slay! I love eating paint.
Yeah, I know. Purple is today’s flavor!
girl dinner by ariroary June 27, 2024

pancake dinner part 3 

Alone together on a Saturday or Sunday night, during a quiet moment by the pool, we may have shared a pancake dinner together, or practiced ordering another pancake dinner that would actually never come -- from Denny's, if Denny's existed back then, or from our favorite seedy restaurant in Reseda or Van Nuys.

We may have waited for our perfect pancake dinner for hours, may have watched capitalism's slow, factory corruption in slow motion, and may have made promises of love and loyalty to each other so severe that here we are again, in the next life, enjoying pancake dinner together again. 🥞

Pancake dinner, big brother. Don't worry -- little brother is on the way to save the day. Tonight, tomorrow, and always.

(if you like this writing style, you're going to love the book of bisexual men's short stories, The Stories of John Cheever, when that part of your 39th birthday present arrives late ^_^)
Pancake dinner part 3. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
pancake dinner part 3 by t_hags December 6, 2024