crotch rocket

Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.

by jereh jamis October 10, 2003

Crotch

Basically a big pussy, or known as a male-bitch. Tendency to have a really gay time with a "crotch" person.

Ya i know, john is a big faggot crotch bitch

by Sam9800 March 1, 2007

crotchapuss

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006

crotch pheasants

In between getting garbage dick after entering a cock garage. The intermission so to speak.Crotch pheasants are similar to the coccon before the butterfly emerges.

I cant believe that skank cock garage gave me crotch pheasants. It only kind of burns when I pee I hope I dont have garabage dick.

by Mr. Falice12 February 24, 2009

Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.

“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022

Bubble Crotch

The Enlarged poutch above the crotch area of an over-weight individual. This poutch, filled with an unknown substance or substances causes this person crotch to be hidden from the outside world.

Background- The bubble Crotch was discoverd in the late middle ages by a team of scientists, when obesity rate started to rise. This Rise was caused by a increase in crop surplus.

Holy Crap!! Look at that guys Bubble Crotch. I want to stab it and watch it Deflate...

by cadMaN December 6, 2004

couch crotch

sexual act in which a female rubs her foot in a male's pubic region on a couch

Blanche gave Charlie couch crotch last night.

by Jeordie015 April 28, 2003