champagne shandy

When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)

Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...

by Dave Lee Travis April 25, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

by Meik April 2, 2003

Nag Champa

Also known as a smelly hippie

Check out that Nag Champa on the street corner.

That Nag Champa has to use the side door.

by Munz May 1, 2004

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

Champ

A Retarded looking person who wears; flood pants, tucked in t-shirts, soccer tounament shirts, bottons on back pack, or geeks w/ red hair.

David is a Champ, he has a shirt that says "I ride the short bus" thats a champ

by Eic October 1, 2006

chimpastical

This word means the same thing as "trippy" except it is used to describe something that happens when someone isn't high. When something sounds or looks so wierd and amazing that it seems it can't be described chimpastical is the word to use. This word was originated from a noise made in a techno song.

The noise playing in the background of that song is chimpastical.

by Ogre TG CR July 25, 2006

chimplify

to simplify something so much that even a chimp could understand it

the boy didn't understand the homework, so his friend had to chimplify it for him

by kvtalty October 16, 2009