global panera bread 

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

global panera bread by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

loaf_of_bread_chan 

smells like caca tho
I’ve seen her in public and secretly sniffed their hair I smelt like heaven, would love to try that again someday Also smack my azz like a drum

loaf_of_bread_chan: smack my azz like a drum

loaf_of_bread_chan by Ur in my death note September 3, 2021

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

Don’t sell your bread to a baker by Huss22x December 5, 2021

Heel of the Bread 

The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.

*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*

Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.

Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.

Heel of the Bread by Mitch.Swan July 6, 2022

Japanese milk bread 

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.

He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.

Japanese milk bread by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022

Jamie’s bread 

A new way to say bring home the bacon

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS

Jamie’s bread by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023

am i bread 

basically what am i doing here 💀 when you see a cute couple , and you think why dont i have that

*cute couple on tiktok* am i bread ?

am i bread by hekshdks November 5, 2023