Garlic Bread Voice

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.

Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.

by mstall.97 June 11, 2018

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Banana Bread Homeschooler

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.

“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

by Urban Power December 13, 2017

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Middle class bread

also known as a seeded batch - a loaf of bread that has seeds in

Guy - "How's the middle class bread?"
Me - "It's just a seeded batch"
Guy - "oh, very middle class!"

by hvlkn January 3, 2011

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Burning Bread

to burn money or to spend a lot. It is usually done by someone who has a lot of money.

Bill Gates is burning bread, whereas Steve Jobs is donating bread.

by TheCrackerWise May 11, 2014

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butter my bread

1. a random statement used in a group to cause gaiety

2. a vague sexual reference

Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.

For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).

The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.

by Cullinator February 5, 2012

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