barnacle

1. A major zit infestation
2. An exclamation used by Spongebob Squarepants

1. Bradley has a barnacle problem. Did you see that really green one on his chin?
2. Oh barnacles, Patrick!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

Barnette

A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.

Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?

by CarbonbasedBegoodforyou July 7, 2010

barnhart

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.

by unreliable August 1, 2008

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS December 18, 2007

Barnard Bitch

Stuck-up over achievers who go to one of the most prestigious institutions, Barnard College.

OMG, she's wearing a Chanel jacket? What a Barnard Bitch!!!

by Parson's Girl November 14, 2010

barnhill

Someone that thinks they're cool but secretly takes homocil.

"look at that fag in the raised truck, what a barnhill." Also, members of "Good Charlotte."

by Tommy Watson December 27, 2003