ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

ass trumpet by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Ass Chin

Having an indented or "cleft" chin that when you stare at carefully enough resembles the human ass.

I could swear Kevin had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his ass chin. Do you think he can really poop from it ?

Ass Chin by Steve the Kevin Hater November 14, 2007

ass dander 

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

ass dander by Wendellian February 7, 2006

ass ride 

To lose a large some of money or to have severe misfortune or bad situation/delima. To be taken advantage of or to get screwed over by someone or something.

I took and ass ride in the stock market today.
Oh boy, that son of a bitch is gonna go for an ass ride.
If that hurricane hits here, were gonna go for one hell of an ass ride.
The used car salesman took him for an ass ride.

ass ride by Larry bell August 21, 2007

ass athiest 

Person who does not believe in anal sex.

Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest

ass athiest by coppola March 11, 2008

ass wipe 

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

ass wipe by fraterg May 11, 2003

ass assassin

one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim

Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.

ass assassin by atown86 December 25, 2007