Bobbing for Apples

When a girl goes down on u underwater

That girl was bobbing for apples in the hot tub on me last night.

by ShaneH Fap February 19, 2011

candy apples

woman with either modest brest enhancemnets or an older woman who has very high brests for her age

That nurse is sure hot, she's like 50 but still has some nice candy apples

by Kegs July 5, 2006

carmel apple

When you take your sweaty balls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.

I just gave gavin a carmel apple.

by The Beave September 21, 2004

snatch apple

when a man goes down on a female and gets remnants of pussy juice in his mustache...looks like apples hanging off of an apple tree.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had snatch apples all in my mustache!

Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.

by Pooter Brown December 19, 2008

apple computer

1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.

My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.

by cork July 7, 2003

apple-chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.

Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

Apple Syndrom

This often occurs with any Applebee's employee that shows the slightest interest in becoming a manager. The GM will encourage you to work as many hours as humanly possible and switch you from server, to expo, to bartender, to fry cook, broil, and mid cook, and every other position within a matter of weeks. Symptoms of this sickness includes but is not limited to; referring everyone as an "applebot", calling the store your "apple family", doing "call backs" when a family member asks you for something (example: family--"Just to let you know, dinner will be ready in 10minutes" you--"I hear you ten minutes"), correcting your spouse or childrens mistake by saying "That's not spec!", placing your fork/spoon on your plate so the handle points at 5 o'clock.

"My wife came down with Apple Syndrom the other day, she spent all night squeeging the deck off after it rained..."

by Current Emp October 12, 2008