squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

by v_koshi May 7, 2022

Squirrel

A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months

There is a squirrel!!

by nanny the one June 20, 2020

ewe squirrel

edwardo

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel

by willoww33 November 4, 2021

squirrel

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something

Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!

by Hibiki Hanks January 29, 2012

Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels

Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"

by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

Squirrel

Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "

"sees a squirrel" "dave shouts"" SQUIRREL!"

by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021