Michael Showalter 

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.

Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.

Michael Showalter by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Michael Bay

The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.

Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.

Michael Bay by Baron6489 August 5, 2009

Michael Balzary 

The best bassist in the world, commonly known as Flea, plays with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Greatest band ever.

Michael Balzary goes by Flea because he is insane and short

Michael Balzary by BassBen15 October 17, 2008

Michael Joseph Jackson

A victim of many things; health induced or media induced

1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.

1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.

12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo

1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.

Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums

1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous

1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.

Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.

1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996

1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.

During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.

2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor

5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson

September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.

RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009

Michael Joseph Jackson by eanderson760 June 25, 2009

Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

Michael Jordan Weed Look by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

michael b jordan 

THE FINEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH 😍😍🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

“michael b jordan is so leng”

“I KNOWWW”

michael b jordan by urfavblasiangf May 29, 2022

Michael Scott 

The realest person known to man. King Real.

I'm Michael Scott real.

Michael Scott by cman2369 August 3, 2011